I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
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