if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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