You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
There r osticjed everywhere
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
This is my gift to your gina
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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