As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Randomize
