Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
