It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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