real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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