I think im going to throw up on grandma
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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