wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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