problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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