For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Randomize
