Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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