Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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