Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
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