The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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