she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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