don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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