what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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