The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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