Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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