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I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.

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(407): View more from Florida

official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room

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(520): View more from Arizona

Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.

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(256): View more from Alabama

do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.

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(716): View more from New York

The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.

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(647): View more from Ontario

I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.

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(813): View more from Florida

It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.

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