this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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