Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
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