i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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