He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Holy sore nipples Batman
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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