That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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