a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I think we might need a safe word for this...
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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