just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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