we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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