If i come over, it means nothing
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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