So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Life is so much better after having sex.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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