Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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