at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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