i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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