Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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