your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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