I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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