so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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