I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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