I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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