I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
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