It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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