I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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