you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Randomize
