your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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