yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Randomize
