Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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