Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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