Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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