i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I had to cum in my sink.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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