Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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