Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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